I don’t know why people run away from their feelings.
I just drank some wine, took a rape shower…and I’m feeling like a whole two bucks.
Which is so much better than what I felt beforehand.
Are you fucking kidding me?
HUGE problem, cars emit carbon MONOxide…that would kill the plant. Hence the global warming.
-_- we know who didn’t pay attention in school.
(Source: thefuuuucomics)
So, my friends and I went to a Starbucks just now
And every time I tried ordering my drink, my girlfriend and my roommate (both Starbucks workers too) kept cutting me off. And honestly it seemed like it went like this:
Girlfriend: So I wear a black shirt.
Roommate: I do too.
Me: So, I want a -
Barista: I’m wearing one right now!
Girlfriend: And I have a green apron.
Me: I want a soy -
Roommate: With pockets!
Me: A TALL SOY -
Barista: Like the one I’m wearing right now!!!
Fuck you all, I don’t even want my tall, soy hot chocolate anymore.
Sorry for my rant, tumblr…but at least you guys know what I wanted.
My Pottermore email came in today.
but I can’t access it due to high levels of demand.
(Source: brodymarx)
when I’m sick, I just wish it was over.
when I’m well and have shit to do I wish to be sick.
-_- I wish I wasn’t sick right now.
(Source: brodymarx)
sharing is (not) caring
I have a problem sharing a couple of things.
The sibling nature gave me is to blame.
She would eat, use and destroy everything I bought.
Now, every time I have to share my favorite cereal or body wash, I fight the urge to yell at them.
I feel like a fucking child.
(Source: brodymarx)
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my feelings right about now.
How on earth do you apologize for something that happened years ago?
ugh…
