Degenerate youth, you’ve been sleeping.
Wasting away in eternal slumber.
Wake up! Everything you know is just a dream within a dream.
A beautiful, raw dream.
Wake up and see that everything you knew was never what it seemed.
Open your eyes and watch your great, big world unravel at its seams.
What’s more annoying than…
finally being able to sleep and then you get woken up at 2am to bad news about your girlfriend’s car…
having your best friend pick her up and then they both go MIA…
Thinking you’re about to fall asleep again and then your girlfriend’s mom starts bombarding you with questions about her daughter and vehicle….
Not knowing the answers, you call your girlfriend to inform yourself…wait she’s MIA, right?
Sleep?
Nah, fucking troll cats are waking me up at 7 in the morning, and here come the questions about the car again…
My alarm is nowhere near going off, might as well wake up…
Hadn’t been at work for even 10 minutes and her mom was blowing up my phone, calls and texts. Yep, about the car.
My dad just told me the towing yard closes at noon on Saturdays. It’s 11am, she turned off her phone, she’s still sleeping and now my best friend has gone MIA again.
I’ve been trying to wake them up since 8am.
Secretly, I hope her car stays there the weekend. That’s a $1,000+ lesson she won’t forget anytime soon.
So seriously, what is more annoying than that?
Well, certainly not this delicious cup of coffee I’m trying to enjoy.
The girlfriend is home now.
She bought me throat soothing tea, and is making it for me as we speak.
She’s about to feed me too.
I’m gonna sleep like a baby tonight.
But a grown up baby, that likes women and spooning.
Unwanted insomnia
2:57 am - I’ve been feeling sick all day.
9:17 pm - I wanted sleep.
3:05am - I still feel like shit. I’m obviously still awake; everybody keeps waking me up. Not even a minute of sleep.
Now the feeling is gone.
My Chusky, Growlithe. <3
2/3 of my babies…napping<3
