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My girlfriend is buying me any socks she sees with animals on them.
I feel young.
Waiting for le girlfriend to get home.
So she can make me a sammich and bring me my tea!
Three Lesbians Chatting
- Sadia: You can't beat the power of the pussy.
- Fredy: Oh, I can beat the pussy.
- Me: It's not hard to beat the things you don't like, Fredy.
so, this is love
only an hour and a half of being home, the girlfriend and I engage in another argument.
I lock myself in the bathroom and start doing the general female upkeep (eyebrows, nails etc…).
She goes to the store.
30 minutes later she knocks on the bathroom door and tells me she got me something.
I start thinking she brought me flowers and is going to apologize, so I unlock the door.
She stands there with a goofy grin holding cottage cheese…I’m lactose intolerant.
Stupid romantic comedies made my expectations in a relationship too high.
LIFE.
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waiting for the girlfriend to get home for some cuddle time :/
damn you Starbucks and your late nights.
hello tumblr, good morning from the novia and moi (:
So, I’m excited for Ringer. I love Sarah Michelle Gellar.
My girlfriend knowing this asked if I wanted to get take-out.
And then she called it THE Ringer. I’m a little offended.
But then again, she is more like a guy and never got into Buffy :/
the girlfriend and I FINALLY taking pictures together. HA!
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