Decent Exposure

What’s more annoying than…

finally being able to sleep and then you get woken up at 2am to bad news about your girlfriend’s car…

having your best friend pick her up and then they both go MIA…

Thinking you’re about to fall asleep again and then your girlfriend’s mom starts bombarding you with questions about her daughter and vehicle….

Not knowing the answers, you call your girlfriend to inform yourself…wait she’s MIA, right?

Sleep?

Nah, fucking troll cats are waking me up at 7 in the morning, and here come the questions about the car again…

My alarm is nowhere near going off, might as well wake up…

Hadn’t been at work for even 10 minutes and her mom was blowing up my phone, calls and texts. Yep, about the car.

My dad just told me the towing yard closes at noon on Saturdays. It’s 11am, she turned off her phone, she’s still sleeping and now my best friend has gone MIA again.

I’ve been trying to wake them up since 8am.

Secretly, I hope her car stays there the weekend. That’s a $1,000+ lesson she won’t forget anytime soon.

So seriously, what is more annoying than that?

Well, certainly not this delicious cup of coffee I’m trying to enjoy.

Waiting for le girlfriend to get home.

So she can make me a sammich and bring me my tea!

Frustration.

Emotional. Physical. Sexual.

I swear, if some of the people in my fucking life don’t get their shit together soon, I am fucking decapitating them all.

I am gonna be a full lesbian tonight.

I will try giving this whole Girl/Girl Scene show thing a chance.

…while cuddling with la novia. teehee. 

(Source: brodymarx)

everytime a post gets reblogged

I feel like it’s my ex-girlfriend.

It creates this massive cluster fuck of a chain of people joining in on the “fun.”

And when I realize how many people reblogged her, it’s too late and I already feel kind of dirty.

(Source: brodymarx)