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So, my friends and I went to a Starbucks just now

And every time I tried ordering my drink, my girlfriend and my roommate (both Starbucks workers too) kept cutting me off. And honestly it seemed like it went like this:

Girlfriend: So I wear a black shirt.

Roommate: I do too.

Me: So, I want a -

Barista: I’m wearing one right now!

Girlfriend: And I have a green apron.

Me: I want a soy -

Roommate: With pockets!

Me: A TALL SOY -

Barista: Like the one I’m wearing right now!!!

Fuck you all, I don’t even want my tall, soy hot chocolate anymore.

Sorry for my rant, tumblr…but at least you guys know what I wanted.

Breakfast

So, I just had an amazing breakfast.

Eggs, sausage, bacon, pancakes, potatoes…the works, you know?

There was no ketchup. I didn’t enjoy my meal as much as I could’ve.

that puta needs to…just…disappear -_____-

I really do not like her. -_______________-

that puta needs to…just…disappear -_____-

I really do not like her. -_______________-

(Source: 1-800-555-psyk, via itzqueye)

scorchmuffins7:

How to truly capture a womans heart.

^ how nerds and straight men think -_-

scorchmuffins7:

How to truly capture a womans heart.

^ how nerds and straight men think -_-