to the anon that keeps spamming me about my personal life:
I’m tired of constantly deleting a buttload of your crap. I’ll answer ONE and then please leave me alone.
Make it count.
Stfu. Please. Just stfu.
Thank you -_-
I need to dedicate a blog to the customers at work that deserve a trophy for being a huge pain in my ass!
you’re too busy planning your next terrible comeback to actually listen.
And that’s why everybody down here is starting to think it’s time that you lost that crown.
I’m starting to believe it’s rather normal to want to choke your friends sometimes.
It’s just bad if those fantasies become reality.
(Source: brodymarx)
What’s more annoying than…
finally being able to sleep and then you get woken up at 2am to bad news about your girlfriend’s car…
having your best friend pick her up and then they both go MIA…
Thinking you’re about to fall asleep again and then your girlfriend’s mom starts bombarding you with questions about her daughter and vehicle….
Not knowing the answers, you call your girlfriend to inform yourself…wait she’s MIA, right?
Sleep?
Nah, fucking troll cats are waking me up at 7 in the morning, and here come the questions about the car again…
My alarm is nowhere near going off, might as well wake up…
Hadn’t been at work for even 10 minutes and her mom was blowing up my phone, calls and texts. Yep, about the car.
My dad just told me the towing yard closes at noon on Saturdays. It’s 11am, she turned off her phone, she’s still sleeping and now my best friend has gone MIA again.
I’ve been trying to wake them up since 8am.
Secretly, I hope her car stays there the weekend. That’s a $1,000+ lesson she won’t forget anytime soon.
So seriously, what is more annoying than that?
Well, certainly not this delicious cup of coffee I’m trying to enjoy.
I want to say I care.
Believe me, I do.
Lately I feel that everyone…what’s the delicate way of phrasing this, is selfish? Is that one it?
Like everyone is this conniving motherfucker who just plans and churns out ways to use people.
For rides, support, crutch system, rehabilitation, venting, a meal ticket, etc…
And after everyone got what they wanted from me, they’re all like
and I’m left standing there like
but right now, right now after all that I seriously am just like
I’m going to continue to make myself my own damn priority and if that makes me selfish, then maybe it’s about time I’m a bit shellfish* selfish.
Especially since all of the expect some goddamn sympathy from me but can’t give me at least the 25% that they want.
*let’s avoid a bad pun -_-
(Source: brodymarx)
