I guess it doesn’t matter how much a whore makes, she still can’t afford some class.
I’d like to blame the manchild too, but he’s too busy punching everything to learn anything other than the bullshit that’s being fed to him.
Which I actually pity.
You just can’t teach an old bitch new tricks, huh?
-________- ugh vent on your blog instead of ripping their heads off.
Vent on your blog and be the bigger person in real life, while in your mind you make grown people cry and THEN rip their heads off.
What’s more annoying than…
finally being able to sleep and then you get woken up at 2am to bad news about your girlfriend’s car…
having your best friend pick her up and then they both go MIA…
Thinking you’re about to fall asleep again and then your girlfriend’s mom starts bombarding you with questions about her daughter and vehicle….
Not knowing the answers, you call your girlfriend to inform yourself…wait she’s MIA, right?
Sleep?
Nah, fucking troll cats are waking me up at 7 in the morning, and here come the questions about the car again…
My alarm is nowhere near going off, might as well wake up…
Hadn’t been at work for even 10 minutes and her mom was blowing up my phone, calls and texts. Yep, about the car.
My dad just told me the towing yard closes at noon on Saturdays. It’s 11am, she turned off her phone, she’s still sleeping and now my best friend has gone MIA again.
I’ve been trying to wake them up since 8am.
Secretly, I hope her car stays there the weekend. That’s a $1,000+ lesson she won’t forget anytime soon.
So seriously, what is more annoying than that?
Well, certainly not this delicious cup of coffee I’m trying to enjoy.
So, my friends and I went to a Starbucks just now
And every time I tried ordering my drink, my girlfriend and my roommate (both Starbucks workers too) kept cutting me off. And honestly it seemed like it went like this:
Girlfriend: So I wear a black shirt.
Roommate: I do too.
Me: So, I want a -
Barista: I’m wearing one right now!
Girlfriend: And I have a green apron.
Me: I want a soy -
Roommate: With pockets!
Me: A TALL SOY -
Barista: Like the one I’m wearing right now!!!
Fuck you all, I don’t even want my tall, soy hot chocolate anymore.
Sorry for my rant, tumblr…but at least you guys know what I wanted.
