Just scared the girlfriend
I think I’m in trouble …whoops. (no regrets)
Ellen Degeneres for President.
The art of trolling
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adolescentes-fluorescentes asked: you're so beautiful
taefeel asked: You can do it.
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
It's been 20 minutes now.
Still fighting the need, but it feels a little easier now. I’ve lasted 10 minutes more than last time. Progress (: Now to ride it out. This will NOT ruin my day, I refuse.
did not turn out the way I expected it to….at all.
no one: a day to remember is my favorite band.