September 2011
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scorchmuffins7 asked: Smart ass... Goodnight loves ya! :D
scorchmuffins7 asked: What do you do when you're tired? O.o
scorchmuffins7 asked: Lol thank you. I'm tired.
scorchmuffins7 asked: Your such an amazing person you know. :)
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My Pottermore email came in today.
but I can’t access it due to high levels of demand.
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The Goddess of the Hipsters →
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hipsters ruin everything.
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good night
hope I feel well in the morning.
America: We believe in equality in religion, rights, race, and respect everyone!
Gays: Sweet! So can we get marrie-
America: NO.
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when I’m sick, I just wish it was over.
when I’m well and have shit to do I wish to be sick.
-_- I wish I wasn’t sick right now.
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sometimes I can understand serial killers
honestly, can I just go on a massive “cleaning spree” and toss all the idiots and bigots in a volcano for…the betterment of society the gods as offerings?
ugh, then 80% of migraines and headaches would magically disappear.
Fucking annoying customers. -______-
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bring on the fight.
I have my warpaint on (make-up).
I’m drinking my poison (coffee).
My helmet is polished (hair).
And my anthem is echoing off the walls (the Clash).
Fucking bring it on world. I am ready.
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why do all my pants have holes???
ugh.
I just noticed this pair has a hole right on the crotch.
Like a perfect denim vagina. -_-
I kind of like it though.
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scorchmuffins7 asked: Well maybe if a certain someone picked up their phone once in a while I wouldn't have to keep checking Tumblr. Have me all worried and shit whether you guys made it to class on time. No call nor courtisy text at all. How rude. :/
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everytime a post gets reblogged
I feel like it’s my ex-girlfriend.
It creates this massive cluster fuck of a chain of people joining in on the “fun.”
And when I realize how many people reblogged her, it’s too late and I already feel kind of dirty.
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bisexual-blunders asked: My mamas are my family, of course I'm protective<3
bisexual-blunders asked: People are all over my mama -___- no me gusta.
Anonymous asked: Why are you so cruel?
Anonymous asked: you are cute
Anonymous asked: r u single?
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Anonymous asked: are you gay?
scorchmuffins7 asked: Smartass! -___- But I still laavvvveee you! :D
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every morning
I seem to not function.
And then ….
COFFEEE!!!
and I still don’t function.
that is until I drink like 3 more cups and I wake up. (: thank you caffeine (:
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working
I’m running two stores at the moment.
And one is slow.
I need booze right now.
or superpowers.
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women are bitches
what are real friends?
certainly not the ones who hit on their girlfriend’s best friend continuously, through texts or other forms of communication; crossing lines one doesn’t want crossed.
nor the ones who swear they have no idea where your bass is but are just covering up the fact that their brother stole it.
hypocrites. you are not “friends” I care to keep.
as for...
Anonymous asked: your beautiful
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a lot of Christians threaten my very existence...
But if I were go to hell based simply off the fact that I identify as a homosexual, I think I would happily go.
I’m sure it’ll beat the hell out of heaven if all the bigots end up there.
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ampthealien asked: Bang.
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study time
shoot me.
brewin’ me some coffee.
2am.
shoot me.
