nipples and tape
Friend: I'm gonna hug you...rawr!
Me: you know what, go ahead, I'm not wearing a bra!
Friend: (feels back for strap) oh you really aren't.
Me: nope. I'm wearing electrical tape so my nips won't show.
Friend: really? (puts regular tape on his)
Me: you know that's going to tear your nipples, right?
1.5 hours later
Friend: why is my nipple so itch- that's why. (begins to try and remove tape) FAAAAAACCCCCCKKKK!
Me: Told ya.
Friend: WHY DID YOU NOT WARN ME!
I hate everyone.