October 2011
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Sick and Tired
I am so frustrated that the people who have wronged me in the past hit me up when they need help.
Especially when it’s a fucking cycle.
It’s like their self-absorbed, tiny brain works like this:
”fuck up, help me, fuck you over, please help need, completely ruin your trust in me, PLEASE HELP ME.”
I will not, cannot, or even begin to dream of helping you anymore.
My brain is...
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Breakfast
So, I just had an amazing breakfast.
Eggs, sausage, bacon, pancakes, potatoes…the works, you know?
There was no ketchup.
I didn’t enjoy my meal as much as I could’ve.
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Frustration.
Emotional. Physical. Sexual.
I swear, if some of the people in my fucking life don’t get their shit together soon, I am fucking decapitating them all.
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Youth Today
So, I’ve worn a wedding band ring to work for years now.
It’s good for keeping creepers at bay.
Today a customer noticed it for the first time.
He asked me if I was married, I said yes.
His next question was, ” You have a child already?”
Seriously? Teen pregnancy is so high nowadays that most people think that one must get knocked up before marriage? Where is the love?
Thanks a...
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I am gonna be a full lesbian tonight.
I will try giving this whole Girl/Girl Scene show thing a chance. …while cuddling with la novia. teehee.
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ampthealien asked: You have saved yourself a kick >_> However, *thump thump thump* B]
ampthealien asked: WHY'D YOU TAKE GROWLITHE?!!? IM GOING TO KICK YOU!
Anonymous asked: Love the "chusky" :) I've had chow chows my whole life and absolutely adore huskys!
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Anonymous asked: I am going to destroy you. Jerk. -___-
scorchmuffins7 asked: Lol hahahaha I love you, you know that?
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MIA
So, my old dog now lives with the girlfriend and I.
We’ve had him for two days now, and in a cat home, it seems like an eternity.
For the past two nights he’s been howling.
I looked up training/conditioning tips and I have to go Dog Whisperer on his ass.
I had to lead him in our walk this morning.
He suffers from separation anxiety and I suffer from social anxiety.
So...
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Capes
(just looking at capes with friends at six flags)
Worker: Those are 10 or two for 15.
Us: *Mumbling amongst ourselves to see what we want.*
Worker: *snatches capes from friends hands* so will these be it?
Me: (whispers) we can go look somewhere else, you know?
Worker: SO I'LL RING YOU UP OVER HERE.
Us: screw this we're gonna go get helped by someone who smiles.
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so, this is love
only an hour and a half of being home, the girlfriend and I engage in another argument.
I lock myself in the bathroom and start doing the general female upkeep (eyebrows, nails etc…). She goes to the store.
30 minutes later she knocks on the bathroom door and tells me she got me something.
I start thinking she brought me flowers and is going to apologize, so I unlock the door.
She...
scorchmuffins7 asked: Please blog more often. Thank you. :)
If I want to stop fighting for a lost cause, does that make me a quitter? A coward? Do I even want it anymore?
When you need something really badly but your...
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And you start to freak out like
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bisexual-blunders asked: How happy did you get seeing the little message icon? But really it was just me expressing my love for you bahaaha love you!<3 (:
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How to Make Google Translate Beatbox
1) Go to translate.google.com
2) Set the translator to translate German to English
3) Copy + paste the following into the translate box: pv zk pv pv zk pv zk kz zk pv pv pv zk pv zk zk pzk pzk pvzkpkzvpvzk kkkkkk bsch
4) Click the listen button
5) Be amazed =)
6) Click here if you’re awkward!
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Getting inked
<3
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scorchmuffins7 asked: I just made 13 posts since I got home. -___-
ampthealien asked: I just watched Deathly Hallows Part 1... Why did you let me keep my hopes up? >_>
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so, I feel crazy
Stacy was sorted into Ravenclaw
And Brody was sorted into Gryffindor
everything was answered honestly too… -_-
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we're watching the Chamber of Secrets, and my...
iheartjonathandavis:
Oh my god she deserves a noble peace prize.
